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Where are you on the global fat scale?

Calculator wouldn't give me a BMI. It just came up with the following message.
"What the f#%* are you doing sitting at a f#%*ing computer you fat b*st**d? Get outside and exercise before your heart gives out!!!"

By the way, where the hell is Micronesia??? Apparently I would blend in with the locals there.

If I can get to my target before next season, I can cash in my fare to Micronesia and go to Mexico instead. If I was back to my playing weight, it would change to France. Must be a lot of skinny pr!<#$ living in France.
 
The Fat said:
If I was back to my playing weight, it would change to France. Must be a lot of skinny pr!<#$ living in France.
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If I was at my (top) playing weight I'd still be off the scale! To pinch Sir Bob's phrase, "What a load of bollox"
 
Micronesia is (if I remember correctly) a series of island in the pacific.
It's all the islands that the Japanese invaded in WW2 and that appear regularly in WW2 films of that area.

Marshall Islands
Wake Island
Bikini Atoll
Solomon's
etc.
 
It reckons I am below average for a bloke my age while I know I am currently "carrying" a good few pounds more than I should frankly.......

Suit trousers today feel slightly tight. When I am great shape they don't. Who needs a web calculator?!
 
I know we joke about it, thinking it will never happen.

My under-age coach (from when I was U15) died on the first of November last. Heart-attack while lining the pitches for an under-age fixture. He was only 10 years older than me.

Club website reads :
"It is with deep shock and sadness that we advise the sudden death of our esteemed club member, Past Captain and long serving Groundsman Noel "The Bear" O'Sullivan this morning while lining the Club Pitches."
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Lee Lifeson-Peart said:
Malta for me.

Probably all the Maltesers.

Although since going on my diet I have moved from Samoa to Malta via Argentina, Kuwait and the United States.

If I had a really big poo I could make it back to the UK.

Ultimately I could make it to Bangladesh if I can grow to 7' 2" or contract dysentery.
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That's more like it - I've moved to the Bahamas. :pepper:
 
I thought I'd revisit this in light of my svelter self. Despite my weight going up and down like a bride's nightie since this thread started I am now a "bmi citizen" of Chile.
 
BMI is a joke. It doesn't account for the fact that muscle weighs more than fat. I read an article that the Melbourne Storm players, whilst not super lean, had visible abs and clearly were big guys had a BMI of obese.

Body fat % is a much better measure of "healthiness".
 
Drift said:
BMI is a joke. It doesn't account for the fact that muscle weighs more than fat. I read an article that the Melbourne Storm players, whilst not super lean, had visible abs and clearly were big guys had a BMI of obese.

Body fat % is a much better measure of "healthiness".
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Noted.

This is, however, the only way I can visit most of the countries on the list.:)
 
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